Customer: I think I might get these things, but I need to go check on my baby. She's in the car.
Clerk: You left your baby in the car all this time?!
Customer: I call her my baby, but she's my brand-new puppy.
Clerk: You left your new puppy in the car this whole time?!
Customer: Yep! I just adopted her from the shelter. I saved her life!