reallyamermaid (reallyamermaid) wrote in overheardinwv,

Provided she survived, your editors hope she shat directly in the driver's seat. Twice.

Hot, sunny day.  Customer has been shopping for well over an hour.

Customer: I think I might get these things, but I need to go check on my baby.  She's in the car.
Clerk: You left your baby in the car all this time?!
Customer: I call her my baby, but she's my brand-new puppy.
Clerk: You left your new puppy in the car this whole time?!
Customer: Yep!  I just adopted her from the shelter.  I saved her life!  
Clerk: [speechless]
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