- Well, I don't have any blood relatives in this state, so I guess I don't have that to worry about.
- Oh, I know.
- Why would you know where my family is?
- Well, you didn't grow up here.
- I sure did.
- No way.
- Born, raised and college-educated right here in West Virginia. Why would you assume otherwise?
- Well...[stammers] you're smart.
- What? You don't even fucking know me. You have no idea whether I'm smart or not. Also, that's really offensive.
- What? Why?
- All I'm taking from this is that YOU'RE clearly not from here.
And, speaking as a moderator, you're officially allowed to say "fucking" on this page.
x-posted to my journal.